Bieber has got a problem

Ever since Justin Bieber’s release of the song “Baby” he has had girls screaming into their boyfriends’ ear about him and has received a lot of criticism about his voice and lyrics. But he’s never faced a problem as serious as this.
A Justin Bieber obsessed murderer, Dana Martin, hired two men, Tanner Ruane and his uncle Mark Staake to murder Justin Bieber at his recent Madison Square garden show. While the two men were on a Vermont road, they missed a turn and headed towards the US-Canadian Border. There they were stopped and arrested by a U.S Border Patrol, due to Staake having a warrant for a felony parole violation outside of New Mexico.
But what makes this outrageous on top of murdering an 18 year old pop-superstar was that they found shears with them. These two men were not farmers that were going to obtain wool from sheep later, but brought shears to cut off Justin Bieber’s testicles. The two men were hired to kill and castrate Justin Bieber and sell his testicles for $2500… each.
How many laws can you break at once? These two men were not allowed to leave New Mexico, going to kill three people and Justin Bieber, castrate them and then sell their testicles. Is it worth all the trouble for a $5000 gain? I mean as much as I want that 70 inch LED HDTV, I don’t think it was worth that.
What really frightens me is the price these men are selling human body parts for. That’s extremely low. It’s illegal to sell human organs but they have been sold illegally for hundreds of thousands of dollars. These two men seem crazy, and they are, but what’s even more insane is that people were actually going to buy the testicles. I don’t know anyone that wants to obtain another human’s testicles and I hope it stays that way. I wouldn’t want someone hunting me down trying to rip off my body parts, even if I was an international pop star.
This really seems like a big insult towards Justin Bieber. Back in 2009, Michael Jackson’s shiny glove was sold for $350,000. Are they saying that Michael Jackson is 70 times better than Justin Bieber? But then again, I doubt anyone wants to buy someone’s testicles illegally. Even if it was legal, why do you need someone else’s private area parts? They’re private. Leave them alone.