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How to solve a problem like Maria: Whatever

Maria Scaptura, ETC. Editor

June 1

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Well I’m stumped.  I have absolutely no clue what to write for this column. I’m sitting here in bed just typing words at random, hoping something will strike a chord with me. Speaking of chords, there’s this new movie...

The phrases that have lost their jive over the years…

Sara Blaylock, Managing Editor

May 11

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My gift to you WS, an alphabet of what not to say and what not to use: the phrases of 2010 and 2011 that are way past overdue. From A-Z this is where we have gone wrong. Asked? (Complete sarcasm because the person didn’t ...

How to solve a problem like Maria: let’s get our swag on

April 12

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 DISCLAIMER: I was not under the influence of any sort of drug when writing this erratic column. When reading it, you may experience a similar affect to watching “The View”: repulsion and confusion. When writing my c...

Hitting the road with Jack

Kelly Carlin, Oracle Editor

April 12

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It started when I was thirteen. I picked up On the Road off the floor of my sister’s bedroom and a fantasy was born. I had a dream. I wanted to join Sal Paradise and travel across the continental Untied States. I wanted t...

TALKING ‘BOUT MY GENERATION

Peter Simonsen, Senior Staff Writer

March 14

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Where were you when Kennedy was killed? Where were you when the Berlin Wall fell? Where were you when Nixon resigned? These are all questions that any adult would be proud to answer, but here’s one for high school students:...

Summertime presents: the ol’ ’80s high school classics

Summer Claveau, Blue ETC. Editor

March 2

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High school movies—that is, movies about high school—will never go out of style.  There will always be a story for the high schoolers and high schoolers at heart to entertain themselves with.  A story of love, lust, ambition,...

How to solve a problem like Maria: The multiple ways to get over a breakup

Maria Scaptura, Blue ETC. Editor

March 2

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I am proud to say that I have reached my third column. I know, I know, it isn’t much of an accomplishment but I’m quite satisfied with it. So for this installment, I’ve decided to write about the best ways to get over...

Summertime presents: Going into a New Year

Summer Claveau, Orange ETC. Editor

February 9

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I was going to write a very insightful story about starting a new year; New Year’s resolutions, happy things to think about, etc.  How played out would that be though?   It did get me thinking, what am I going to change...

Dealing with the DMV

Sam Perlstein, Features Editor

February 9

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It’s a rite of passage. Trying to weasel your way out is close to impossible. Trust me I’ve tried. Visiting the DMV is one of the many pleasures that one must endure in the process of getting behind the wheel for the first...

All we are saying, is give variety a chance

Summer Claveau & Nora Osei, Oracle Staff Writers

December 17

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Almost every student at WS owns them, in fact, it seems like most students in Fairfax County own at least one of them. Three of the most infamous brands of our time: North Face, Vans, and Uggs. Here is a challenge for you:...

How to solve a problem like Maria: let it snow, let it snow, please let it snow

Maria Scaptura, ETC. Editor

December 17

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Here comes another month of madness. For this column, I plan on advising you on the best ways to ensure the maximum amount of snow fall this winter. Now, I understand that some of you might be tired of snow after last years’...

The indie god of film

Kelly Carlin, Editor

November 29

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Bill Murray, block fonts, and witty conversation with vocabulary the average fourth grader would not understand. This is the basic checklist for any film involving Wes Anderson. For hipster film buffs everywhere, Wes Anderson...

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